Downtown’s Gottsu Ee Kanji – Shouta, subbed

This is the “Shouta!” comedy sketch from Downtown’s Gottsu Ee Kanji, subbed. In the sketch are Matsumoto Hitoshi, Hamada Masatoshi, Itao Itsuji, Higashino Koji, and Imada Koji. There are three parts to the sketch, all stitched together here.

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NHK Special – Tokyo Reborn in Color, 100 Years of the Phoenix City, 2014-10-19, [1:12:59] Subbed

This my magnum opus in subbing.  Caveat: it’s not comedy-related.  It’s an NHK documentary (1 hour and 13 minutes long, aired on October 19, 2014), showcasing colorized footage of recently discovered film at the time, of the modern history of the city of Tokyo with the Olympics serving as symbolic milestones (the cancelled 1940 Olympics, the first 1964 Olympics, and the upcoming second 2020 Olympics).  It’s personally one of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen and it has both historical relevance and modern relevance in terms of politics and geopolitics.

Thank you very much, as always, to Veliem for so patiently QCing multiple times.

Thank you very much to ErnieYoung.

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Entertainer Rating Check 2017 New Year’s Special 2017-01-01, Subbed (151 minutes)

Entertainer Rating Check (芸能人格付けチェック) is a show MCed by Hamada Masatoshi (Downtown) where famous “first rate” entertainers and celebrities from Japanese show business are tested or “checked” on their knowledge of what one might expect of high society and big spender types to know. Because surely, A-list celebrities have refined A-list tastes in dining, wining, and art, right? The show will treat first rate celebrities like first rate celebrities, but if they are revealed to be second rate or worse, the show treats them accordingly, with Hamada enjoying every bit of the sadistic schadenfreude. Notable guests in this episode that aired on January 1, 2017, are Nogizaka46 (Shiraishi Mai, Akimoto Manatsu, Takayama Kazumi, Matsumura Sayuri), Degawa Tetsuro (comedian), Maeda Kenta (Major League pitcher), Gackt (musician), Horie Takafumi (entrepreneur), Nakayama Miho (actress), Wada Akiko (musician), Takahashi Hideki (actor), and Mita Yoshiko (actress).

This video is 2 hours and 31 minutes long! It consists of the main part of the show. (There is a preliminary round episode where comedians compete to be able to appear on the main part of the show. The competitions in the preliminary round consists of more typical physical comedy games and have a different atmosphere from the main part. We aren’t subbing the preliminary rounds.) There are usually two to three Entertainer Rating Check episodes a year, with their annual New Year’s Special being their biggest episodes.

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SUMOU – The Greatest National Sport (Japanese Internet Meme), Subbed

This is classified information, uncensored.  This is the reason why Japan does not need nukes.  Witness the greatest national sport, SUMOU.

SUMOU – The Greatest National Sport, Version Orange

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Original video, version orange (no English subs).

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SUMOU – The Greatest National Sport, Version White

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Original video, version white (no English subs).

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Blouson Chiemi with B featuring Austin Mahone, Original and Halloween Version, Subbed

Blouson Chiemi (ブルゾンちえみ) has a lesson for all the single women out there.  If you haven’t heard of her, well, now you know.  And you also must have not been watching Japanese television then, cause she’s all over it.  This time, she also teams up with Austine Mahone, who sings her “theme song.”

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Halloween version that was aired on October 25, 2017 on Count Down TV (CDTV):

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Hiyashi Chuka is On the Menu Now by AMEMIYA, Subbed (appeared on Gaki No Tsukai’s New Year’s Eve No Laughing Airport Batsu Game of 2011)

Thank you to Veliem for typesetting!

This is a music video (4 minutes long) we subbed.  There are special karaoke subs for the Japanese lyrics and the English translation of the lyrics attempts to rhyme.  A short but “intense” (in terms of the work per video length) project from us.  Since the translation attempts to rhyme, it’s a much more idiomatic (as opposed to literal) translation.

You might recognize AMEMIYA from appearing in Gaki No Tsukai’s New Year’s Eve No Laughing Airport Batsu Game of 2011.  This is the music video of his original song that got him famous and onto various TV shows.  He also appeared on Gaki in episode 1040 (January 30, 2011) with this song and has had a bunch of appearances on HEY! HEY! HEY! MUSIC CHAMP.

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